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TWO things make a post

Posted on 2009.05.25 at 18:34
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lace on tattoo, yes
thrust fuck finger tracing please
lace is something after

love

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boundaries  just lines on paper maps
a little fire and troy
just gone, memphis abandoned.
you and i will never visit there
or there
again together

HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME

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(it's taking so looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong!)

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zen

monkey

Posted on 2009.04.23 at 13:47
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pancakes
pizza
weed
milkshakes

weed

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alchemy

bored and hi(gh)

Posted on 2009.04.23 at 11:53
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1. i am supposed to be training on a new platform at work
2. it looks like i am to them, but not so much.  i read manual later
3. ok, i stop ignoring lj now
4. my cat ran away.  we shall now see if she comes back.  maybe she wants to become indoor/outdoor now
5. it's a brand new world apparently
6. facebook is evil
7. be careful not to friend me twice
8. things are things, and often cryptic
9. hi! how are you? high. how high are you? hi.

0: oh, and check out the spam comments i keep getting here

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love

iTHWK

Posted on 2008.11.03 at 14:43
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maybe the final PSA

Posted on 2008.10.01 at 10:39
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go/come/hurry up and/get to



ALCHEMY
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zen

i did warn you

Posted on 2008.09.30 at 10:02
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i'm reasonably sure there's something at least vaguely not safe for work in one or both of the first two, but they're just youtube videos, so 

first up, (2 foot 10 and) 3 and 3/4 minutes of joy:



not enough for you? this one's seven minutes:



and one more for good measure



GO TO ALCHEMY

thank you

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PSA3

Posted on 2008.09.29 at 16:13
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GO TO ALCHEMY OR I WILL START EMBEDDING CROFT'S VIDEOS



I WILL DO IT

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PSA2

Posted on 2008.09.29 at 15:04
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i said:  YOU GO ALCHEMY



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peace

PSA

Posted on 2008.09.29 at 12:42
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GO TO ALCHEMY YOU WILL

This is the way I pray.

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grumpy sean

Best wishes......

Posted on 2008.08.31 at 10:22

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to everyone i love away at a fun burn or con or stuck at home in need of cheer or already happy, in need of distraction, puzzle, whatever, tell me, can you read that picture really?

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peace

nom nom nom sherbert

Posted on 2008.06.04 at 13:53
theoretical muse: yes (maybe)
 

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welcome to the roughly yearly (total guess, haven't really done the math) all-cynical (remind me to make a post about cynicism in general) likely very long (cause it's me we're talking about) possibly sometimes funny or something else (way to cover my ass; feel free to weigh in judges) politics rant: 

your choices have been chosen for you (does it seem like i'm minimizing your involvement in your political process to essentially nothing and utter futility?  good).  let's talk about em:

1.  john mccain.  "but he hasn't been willing to make the tough calls, to challenge his party, to risk criticism from his supporters, to bring real change to Washington. I have."

oh, john, you're such a maverick.  what a courageous xpow (figure it out) you are.  fighting your own party for the good of the people!  alrighty then.  what have you really proven in the past?  that the special interests which you are the particular tool of apparently have their own special interest in "special interest" in general taking a hit, how special.  and now, of course, you're running for president, so it would seem to be in everyone's special interest that you tow the line, speak the republican dogma cleanly, and win this election on tried and true fear mongering and making sure the money flows the right direction

you crazy rebel you

2.  obama.  "I think we were flying too close to the sun, like Icarus. When you're fighting for change, it's not supposed to be easy."  

well, we got greek myth references at least, but what is there to say that hasn't been?  how about this?:  if you ignore pretty much everything about what they might or might not do as president (you know, all the important bits), reduce all my choices to this and mccain, then, yeah, i vote for a black president.  cause it's different.  and i'm a racist

or how about this?:  in order of likelihood, our boy obama in the presidency would turn out to be:

a.  a lot like jimmy carter's term, well meaning and ineffectual
b.  absolutely no different than anyone else in office really.  nothing really changes.  presidents don't really have the power to change all the shit we seem to think they have the power to change, even if they themselves are fundamentally different than the last fucktard in the office (see A)  [unless they break more rules than the last guy; you're not so much supposed to get caught, though, george]
c.  not any worse, certainly
d.  the messianic hope you dream of.  uh huh.  sure thing.

ah well, no matter what, i still say he's the final cylon.  you know ron moore wants to avoid the token problem that simon by himself presents

i once told a dinner companion something along the lines of this:  "the difference between the democrats and the republicans is like the difference between my hamburger and your steak, both pieces of the same dead animal to be eaten and the waste disposed of, except yours has been cooking a little longer"

i thought it was clever at the time.  it still pretty accurately describes my feelings on the matter.  

but wait, there's more!Collapse )


*this post and its author in no way support drugs, apathy, porn, or even tv in general for that matter.****
**this post and its author in no way support violence towards your fellow man. can't we all just get along?
***no animals were hurt in the making of this livejournal post, but just give my lovely dogs a little more time...
****we are all for food and the apocalypse, as long as my wife and child are home at the time.  go armageddon!!


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reminders to myself and others

Posted on 2008.06.02 at 10:57
theoretical muse: yes with nirvana sneaking into my head
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1.  don't forget to tune in to the signal from the mothership in the static wasteland between AM stations.
2.  figure out how to make this ad for gibson with fucking slash (hello! calling velvet revolver!: 80s and 90s officially fucking over. idiots) that i have over there on the right on the editor screen never come back to my world.  ever.
3.  use less (fucking) parentheticals.
4.  call me later.
5.  make dog stop barking at mushroom as if it will react to her and either be intimidated or play with her, not sure which she wants really, but the mushroom aint playin either way.
6.  find more room for dogs.
7.  listen to that part in the yes song every little thing that just played where they totally ripped off the beatles.
8.  think about what i think about those things (what is wrong with me/what is what i need/what do i think i think?).
9.  use other numbers occasionally.

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caduceus

moving at the speed of fuck all

Posted on 2008.05.31 at 22:39

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people are allowed to be happy
i heard it said
once somewhere today
in a book in my head

with the hurting again
this new world opening
no time for losers

head book happy pain open lose
you better not

the paranoia has begun to sink in 

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uı ʞuıs oʇ unƃǝq sɐɥ ɐıouɐɹɐd ǝɥʇ

 ʇou ɹǝʇʇǝq noʎ
 ǝsol uǝdo uıɐd ʎddɐɥ ʞooq pɐǝɥ

 sɹǝsol ɹoɟ ǝɯıʇ ou
 ƃuıuǝdo plɹoʍ ʍǝu sıɥʇ
 uıɐƃɐ ƃuıʇɹnɥ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ

 pɐǝɥ ʎɯ uı ʞooq ɐ uı
 ʎɐpoʇ ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯos ǝɔuo
 pıɐs ʇı pɹɐǝɥ ı
 ʎddɐɥ ǝq oʇ pǝʍollɐ ǝɹɐ ǝldoǝd

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well fuck

Posted on 2008.05.26 at 12:53
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utah phillips died friday

my last post was the one about heroes, wasn't it?  he was like the next one i thought of after i set down the first five

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randomitity

Posted on 2008.05.12 at 11:24
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name 3 to 5 personal heroes.  giving justification is up to you.  i'll do one for every set of at least 3  (the children of the 1 reborn shall find their own country.   the missing 3 will give you the 5 who come from the home of the 13th). 

edito for mino:
1.  noam chomsky
2.  ani difranco
3.  alan moore
4.  my wife 
5.  (get over yourself already)

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check out the tags.  and now...

The Grand Primate Family:



Present are ishmael, warhol, aaron, kaufman, darwin, marley, chomsky, thaddeus, oren, monk, neomonkey, valentino, among others

Discontinued Monkeys:
Chester whatever whatever whatever Worthington III*  

*who possibly was no primate at all but rather a fucking koala bear.  a fucking killer terrorist koala bear that now we have to fight over here.  and here i thought we were fighting them over there in australighan so we wouldn't have to over here, but here come the psychotic terrorist immigrant koala bears and their kangaroo friends.  fucking marsupials.  damn it all.

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the wife

nonsequitorial

Posted on 2008.05.04 at 10:32
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marmalade

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love

effect and cause

Posted on 2008.04.28 at 21:17

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effect:

cause:  i married erin (and her parents don't seem to want a puppy they have to, oh, train to do what they want)

net result:  i apparently have another dog.  apparently her name is rosie.  thank goodness erin put the fence up in the yard.

oh, and erin wants me to ask what breed people think she is.  anyone chime in, though i personally couldn't give a shit for all the damn cuteness

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caduceus

snippet

Posted on 2008.04.27 at 17:19
Current Location: livingroom
theoretical muse: the floyd: dark side
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Male voice:  Tell us about your childhood and how you came to be part of The Guild.

Female voice:  Yes.

Neutral voice:  Opening record.

The thief:  It was great. I was happy. Not a care in the world. Then there was this day. It was one of those times where you’re walking somewhere with your parents and you’re playing a game of running back or you’re being distracted by a flower or a prostitute or something, and your parents tell you they’re going to just leave without you and start waving goodbye, and you start to go with them, but then you realize you don’t believe them because they’re your parents, and so you run off again and make it a game, and they keep saying they’re just going to leave without you and starting to walk off, but of course they never do, because they wouldn’t be your parents if they did, and you run off again and hide around the corner and they yell that they really really mean it this time, but they said that last time, and you wait for them to come around the corner and find you (perhaps Daddy will finally just pick you up and carry your ass like you really want), and you wait, and you wait, and you wait, and then you realize, they said they were going to leave without you, and then they did. 

[long pause]

Male:  Um.

Female:  Wow.  Interesting.

Neutral:  Childhood abandonment, so noted.  Verifying with previous records.

Heruhawk the thief:  Everything after that was kind of downhill for quite a number of years.  And then this place found me.

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Spoiler-free second obnoxious BSG poll

Posted on 2008.04.26 at 12:41
Poll #1178015 http://swgaines.livejournal.com/63558.html for first obnoxious BSG poll, somewhat spoilery, and now, the goofy followup...

...and The Final Cylon is...?:

Boxey
1(7.7%)
Muffit II, the robot daggit
1(7.7%)
Ralph Nader, if you still like that joke
0(0.0%)
Dirk Benedict
1(7.7%)
Hiliary Clinton, Barack Obama, OR John McCain, possibly all 3
2(15.4%)
Britney Spears
0(0.0%)
Xenu, great leader of The Galactic Confederacy
1(7.7%)
Not particularly important
0(0.0%)
On a show I don't watch or care about
1(7.7%)
Is something I don't want to know because I've only watched up to Season [X] Episode [X]
0(0.0%)
nanny nanny boo boo i'm not going to even answer your poll right, shut up
1(7.7%)
Frank Sinatra
1(7.7%)
Ani DiFranco
1(7.7%)
A Shogun Warrior/Optimus Prime/Voltron/Power Rangers Megazord/Mechagodzilla/Mothra, if you see where i'm going with that
1(7.7%)
dude, you're way over 12; put the stupid poll up already. ok! FINE! whatever.... you make me so angry.... (end you)
2(15.4%)


Poll #1177854 Name your favorite cylon

All these choices are yours. So say we all. Whatever. Just pick one already; i'm curious:

1: Cavil
1(8.3%)
2: Leoben
1(8.3%)
3: D'Anna
0(0.0%)
4: Simon
0(0.0%)
5. Doral
1(8.3%)
6: Six
2(16.7%)
7: The one that had the encounter with the raider (red eye)
0(0.0%)
8: Sharon
2(16.7%)
9: The one that hit that chick and made her go flying
0(0.0%)
10: The one that yelled a lot in the bar
1(8.3%)
11: The one that is actively hallucinating a dead person
1(8.3%)
12: The Final Cylon
3(25.0%)
 

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happy happy

Posted on 2008.04.20 at 16:26
Current Location: keith's office
theoretical muse: peggle
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ok, steven spielberg classics:

1.  close encounters of the third kind:  the benign aliens come in the 70s and try to talk to us and people go crazy, and that kid has great fucking expressions, and then some people get to go with them.

this is followed by the sequel:

2.  e.t. - the extraterrestrial:  those short guys from the end of the last movie come to earth in the 80s, but one gets left behind accidentally and picked up by a kid who has a sister who will one day flash david letterman, but then the government wants the alien (we would like the version WITH the guns please) and the alien phones home, and at the last minute, his people come back and save him.

and then completing the set, we have, of course:

3.  war of the worlds:  the aliens, so pissed that we were going to dissect their little e.t. phones-home glowing-finger-heals-shit friend, activate their war machines and send them to try to kill us all, especially that tom cruise bastard

the end

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grumpy sean

slogan meme thingy thing thing

Posted on 2008.04.19 at 23:41
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Your Slogan Should Be



Sean. Uncommonly Made, Uncommonly Good.

The Slogan Generator


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love

new user pic

Posted on 2008.04.19 at 20:20
Current Location: alchemyish burner meet and greet thing
theoretical muse: none, people talking
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hello.  i'm just so happy i got this userpic made finally that i'm posting this just to use it.  thank you. goodbye. 

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sfumato420.com redux rain god underpants

Posted on 2008.04.17 at 23:43
theoretical muse: i am glad i found you
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the wandering whee - cut to slightly disguise obnoxious size of 12 friggin pictures, may load slow dependingCollapse )


edit:  ahem.  the wandering wheeL, not whee, wheel.  ladies and gentleman, The Wandering Wheel.  up there.  look.  see?  ooh pretty.

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grumpy sean

interesting

Posted on 2008.04.17 at 01:16
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for new people hit by my random friendbomb:

hey, how ya doin'?  nice to meet ya.  sit a little while.  nothing to fear here

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